Sunday, September 13, 2009

..::Free..No Fuel Charge::..


Ticket Type : One way
Price : Absolutely free (booking confirmed)

Passenger Details:

Name : One of the children of Adam
Origins : From clay
Address : Planet Earth

Conditions Of Travel:

Departure : From life on earth
Destination : To meet Allah "subhanna wa Taala"
Stop-over : Hotel Graveland (2 meters under the ground, for one person)

flight duration : Surprise, will be announced on board by Captain Azra'il

Departure time:

Dep time

Death : Exact time is unknown (but it can happen earlier than expected)

Arrival time : On Judgment Day (to be notified in Graveland)

Itinerary during Transit at graveland

On the arrival at the hotel (grave): - A quiz will be conducted by two angels: Munkar & Nakir, will have 3 simple questions,

For the comfort of your stay at this TRANSIT STATION. " Hatta zurtum almaqaabir "PLEASE STUDY

1. Who is your God?
2. Who is your prophet?
3. What is your religion?

Depending on how well you answer these questions, your room will be assigned then, We wish you success so that you can join the believers in the deluxe luxury rooms.

Questions will follow about your life on earth, they are very important for your comfort at the Grave hotel, please study.

For more details please visit the Quran, Sura 'Ibrahim' Aya 27, surat At-Takathur

Luggage allowance is limited:

5 meters of white cloth, cotton wool and some drops of perfume.

Unlimited suitcases containing good deeds will be taken on board.

Important ticket Conditions apply

Tickets are not exchangeable

This journey is compulsory for all individuals

No delays allowed

Captain Azra'il states to all passengers:

Flight leaves dead on time

No more reminders will sent

No oxygen masks on board this flight, as your breathing system will be terminated a second before departure.
To contact Captain Azrail, please go to the Holy Quran and Sunnah, if unable to find one consult a scholar or a shaikh nearest to you.

NB; Please remember me in your duas and wish me success to pass my quiz

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Amieynna Amin said...

cik cookie..
amalan sy xcukup lg..
ajal maut dtgn ALLAH..
thanks for sharing dis..

oranglidi said...

hm same2 lh brhijrah ke arah lbih baik!

Firol said...

emm bgus ni...

miSs siv said...

agak kecut perut..
amalan tak seberapa..

Shifu67 said...

Boleh bagi kat tok imam ni.... gantikan talkin yg dia selalu baca tepi kubur tu... hehehe

abang besi said...

tq mengingatkn...seram jgk ek bce ni..huhu.....

al said...

salam...cookie devine,

perbanyakkanlah amal ibadat kita..insyallah..mudah-mudahan kita mendapat ganjaran yg berlipat ganda lebih lagi di bulan yg mulia ini.:)

imHepPie said...

bagusnya entri neh..insaf huhuh..maceh 4 da great entri

sharamli said...

j0m sama2 kita tingkatkan amal...

aRien de GreaT said...

cik cookie..sgt bgus entri kli ni..mengigatkan kiter pda mati..dh la amalan xckup..aduh....