BLOG KE-2 - WEDDING

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

..::The Perfect One::.

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve,this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan)along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the roadin distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident.By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.


22 comments:

Hisham said...

women are so stubborn...

mamai said...

cc memang selalu menceriakan pakcik hahahahaha....tidak ada yang perfect tapi ada prefectkan

my note said...

CC U're the best.....

Fza.ithu.Zazha said...

Huhuhuhu.. u're right.
Ouch!

Amieynna Amin said...

cik cookie..
btol3x..

2,3 kali baca sbb nak pahamkan..
heee

Amieynna Amin said...
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leadleedeea said...

yup yup yup...hehheheee~!!!

part yg never listen..it absolutely true~!!!

Firol said...

hohohoho....lea memang camtu dia

Cik Cookie said...

Hisham,\
bukan semua syg.

Cik Cookie said...

mamai,
ms skolah adalaa prefect.

Cik Cookie said...

my note,
10q my dear..

Cik Cookie said...

Fza,
hi5..woman always woman.

Cik Cookie said...

Amieynna,
jdkan tuh pengajaran laa ehh.
rindu sm kamu

Cik Cookie said...

lead,
CC rs hmpir semua ppuan listen to their heart.

Cik Cookie said...

Firol,
btl laa lea ckp kan?

Shifu67 said...

esok ko try menu perfect roti bakar aku eii... hehehe

Cik Cookie said...

Shifu,
CC suka french toast

sI tEDI said...

saya tak degil!

aRien de GreaT said...

ohhh myyy

paTonG kerTaS said...

hahaha.
siot jek!

pakcik kordi said...

woman...pakcik kordi tk jumpa lg..sbb cik cookie tknk kt pakcik kordi..(tibe2 je)

Lifesaver said...

hehehe...