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Friday, November 6, 2009

..::Poor Parrot::..


A lady who was very lonesome bought a parrot from a pet shop, complete with cage. Before purchasing it she got a guarantee that the parrot would talk. She took the parrot home. In a week and a half she returned to the shop very disappointed.
Lady: "The parrot doesn't talk."
Shop owner: "Did you buy a mirror?"
Lady: "No."
Shop owner: "Every parrot needs a mirror."
So she bought a mirror and installed it in the parrot's cage. Another week and a half went by and she returned.
Lady: "The parrot still doesn't talk."
Shop owner: "Did you buy a ladder?"
Lady: "No."
Shop owner: "Every parrot needs a ladder."
So she bought a ladder and installed it in the cage. Another week and a half passed and she returned.
Lady: "The parrot still doesn't talk."
Shop owner: "Did you buy a swing?"
Lady: "No."
Shop owner: "Every parrot needs a swing."
So she bought a swing and installed it in the cage. A week and a half later she returned. She was furious!
The shop owner asked, "Did the parrot talk?"
Lady: "Yes but he died!"
Shop owner: "Oh, that's terrible. What did he say before he died?""
Lady: "He said 'Don't they have any food down at that store?'"

--->>truely stupid lady.



10 comments:

Pais Chaos said...

kasi penampar sekali mesti bleh bercakap..

Cik Cookie said...

Pais,
ko yg buat blh dik?

miSs siv said...

hahaa.
aja la si parrot tu mengucap sebelom beliau mati.
=p

cik CumeY said...

hahaha..saiko!! cik cookie..klik klik iklan kamooo~~~~

mamai said...

kah kah kah me angs stupid

imHepPie said...

membazir je..

zaiMi said...

dulu ms budak2 org ckp asah lidah burung tu ngn daun palas.. nnt die bcakap la.. haha

Nakamura Kazuki said...

ambe rasa burung tu lapo kuih kut...kekeke

aRien de GreaT said...

hahaha...poor lady....pity parrot..
mna la xckap..lapar ni...huauahauha

Lifesaver said...

sian.............siannnnnnnnnnnn