BLOG KE-2 - WEDDING

Monday, November 16, 2009

..::Secret Affair::..


Ringgggg....ringgggg

"Hello"

"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table,

run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?"

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back

window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool????? Is this 486-5731?"

No, this is 486-5713.....

"Sorry, wrong number!!!!!!!!"

hohohoho......kalau sape nak ada scandal tuh kena pikirlaa 10kali.

no phone rumah pun kena igt betul-betula laa

39 comments:

Razman said...

haha..bangang...sore ank xknl..

Cik Cookie said...

Razman,
ngh marah ehh tuh..

Firol said...

mampus akhirnya...tu namanya pembalasan secara terus

Paan said...

Ni namanya lawak intelek. Hahahaha!

LiNda said...

hahaaaa...

sendirik buat, sendiri tanggung !

paTonG kerTaS said...

hahaha
cam bongek je!
:D

zaiMi said...

ksian org yg skandal tu.. haha

anwaruddin said...

kah kah kah!

enuLwanie said...

lawak gila!

hahahahhahahaahahhahahahahahhahahahhaha

imHepPie said...

erkk..ahaha padan muka..bagus si dady bejaya mematahkan progres maksiat

sI tEDI said...

pernah baca ini dalam versi bahasa melayu!
tetap kelakar!!

naya je orang tu!!

Cik Cookie said...

firol,
cash tuhan byr

Cik Cookie said...

Paan,
gila bagai anak beranak kan?
tapi tuh bkn umh dia kan?

nur 'adli azhari said...

oerghhh..smart la cite...x pasal2...hahaha

aRien de GreaT said...

~erk....hahahaha..mamposss

::PaRad!se 0f loVe:: said...

kelakar..hahah~

adibah said...

cash on delivery katanya.. hahaha

Nakamura Kazuki said...

CC not bad....sense of humors.....hahahahaha

imanshah said...

huhu..pandai budak tu cakap omputeh

Nur Hazlin said...

haha !

YobSumo said...

hahahha tak pasal2 kacau daun orang berehem...

tapi alang2 bgs jugak. hahahhaa.

Lifesaver said...

adui...wat nervous je

[s][u][e][h][a][n][n] said...

hohoho lawak..lawak lawak..

rizwan's sweetheart said...

apa ke punyalah baghal dah itu laki... produce anak A1 tapi sore anak hampeh tol... takle recognz.... hahaha

~AmyLiana8886~ said...

hahaha..nakal kan..

JMR said...

hahaha..lawak giler..macma2 dunia skng nih..hukhuk

mEiZ SHA said...

hehehhehe
tp memang kantoi laa dear...;D
hahahhaha


gile laa kalau kat sini jd mcm tuh...

pakcik kordi said...

hahaha..hape la...no slaah.suara anak pun tk knl..apa da..hahaha...haduii....

mamai said...

hahahahaha hukum karma tu

Cik_daya said...

HAHAH...
APER LAA

leadleedeea said...

hehe~!! renung2 kan..hahaaa~!!!

Ivy Metaga said...

haha..mmg lucu lah, tapi takpe dia dah selamatkan masalah suami org lain hehe

Cik Cookie said...

linda,
sape berak dia basuh

Cik Cookie said...

patung kertas,
bongek n bongok

Cik Cookie said...

zaimi,
anda nak cuba berscandal?

Cik Cookie said...

anwarudin,
berdekah2 ketawa.ttp skit molot.
kang masuk angin

Cik Cookie said...

enulwanie,
br skit tuh.
nnt CC post lg.

Cik Cookie said...

imheppie,
skrg daddy kj ngn JAWI

Cik Cookie said...

sI teDI,
tingin nak yg Malay..